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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

At least you're trolling in our language.


Seriously though this looks real enough I just cbf using it

dude, the fact that you need money for sex, is really sad. work out, have a good attitude, and you can get anyone.

Where they get the money

What those this thing do?

look killmoochie idk who u think u r but there is no way u can just put your add on my post so u can make a profit or some shit

Theres no such thing as easy money you greedy satanic pigs.

Nice Tile o.o I started using Easy Vouche and lost my house to a bunch of munchkins -.- i knew i should have sent my bank pin to that guy in Senegal who has 1million dollars but just can't get it out of the country and has a brother he has to free from prison but needs someone from another country and somehow discovered me and is willing to give me 10% of his 1 million dollar all i have to do is give him my private info and then we will meet and i swear in the back of my mind i was like this guy is gonna scam me and i was gonna do it then i saw this thing on msnbc or something like that and it appears its all a scam or something like that i dunno what anyways like i said...nice tiles o.o

Now go buy some happiness.

I don't trust this at all because it sounds like an ad and who really needs money. I sure don't because I can make money on a job.

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this ^

can i haz money?

since you deleted my comment while this news post is still here it means you have chosen to get banned... it is that it is 0.49 AM where i live and im tired... otherwise i would report you today already

its a shame you choose to ignore my warning... now it will likely be a ban after my report (if no one else reported you already...)


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